Footballers And Their Cars — Manchester United news

1. We may have forgotten this with the recent (short) run of results but,,,,Manchester City's emphatic win at Wembley at Spurs put paid to this short lived amnesia, reminding us that they are deserved champions,

2. Jose Mourinho's tactical approach continues to confuse United fans with the approach against WBA,

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Chelsea vs Leicester

Chelsea will likely beat Leicester at home Saturday. We don't expect the Blues to over stretch themselves though, with a high game count facing them over the next two months, what with all the cup competitions they are in, as well as the league.

PCA prediction: Chelsea 2, Leicester 0
Actual result, 0 - 0

Sunday update - the shock Chelsea draw with Leicester means all our current Chelsea sale items will end at midnight (or whenever we get round to cancelling them)

Liverpool vs Manchester City

We love watching Liverpool going forward (who doesn't?) but fear the frailties at the back will be exposed by the equally exciting attacking force which is Man City. We expect goals, drama and....a draw

PCA prediction: Liverpool 2, Manchester City 2
Actual result Liverpool 4, City 2

Impact on Liverpool merchandise on sale:

The awesome performance and win by Liverpool means we have reduced our Liverpool front seat cover sets to just £19.99, the absolute lowest they have ever been and half the price of those on Ebay!

And these Liverpool items are still on sale too:

Liverpool travel cushion (£3 off)
Liverpool car sun visor cover (£3 off)

Manchester United vs Stoke

A Man United win on the cards though we may see a post Hughes bounce back defensive performance from Stoke which may keep the scoreline down.

PCA prediction: Manchester United 1, Stoke 0

Impact on Manchester United merchandise on sale: we will reduce, for the first time, our hugely popular Black Devil Manchester United car seat cover set to £23.99.

Just post a picture of one of our products on your Facebook timeline and tag our FB page (Premiercaraccessories) and we'll email you an immediate 15% discount code for your next order (20% if the photo is of the product in action in your car or home!). 

AND we'll enter you into our weekly draw for a free pair of seat belt covers (Liverpool, Chelsea or Manchester United)!

The recent draw against Huddersfield may portend problems on the horizon for United under Mourinho. Here’s why:

1. United fans may tolerate a pragmatic park the bus approach in away games to the likes of Liverpool, Arsenal and even Man City and the like if they can nick a draw and then turn it on in the games against lesser opponents, whether home or away. And they have been turning in high scoring exhilarating performances in games against poorer opposition during the first part of the 2017 EPL season. Until Huddersfield. For many United fans, the failure against Huddersfield means the defensive approach against Liverpool the week before was pointless (literally);

2. Jose Mourinho spent almost a whole year picking and buying a player squad he was confident he could rely on in terms of agility to turn in strong performances, whether deployed in defensive or attacking tactical mode. Ander Herrera and Juan Matic, two key players in the squad mix, both performed poorly against Huddersfield. Although only the first defeat of the season, this is worrying for Mourinho and with City firing on all cylinders at the top of the league, he won’t be able to afford many more performances like that without testing the tolerance of United fans.

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Confidential tape script of an alleged recent telephone chat between two major Premier League personalities (Chairman and Manager) has recently passed into the hands of Premiercaraccessories.com. We cannot vouch for its validity, obviously. 

• JM: Hallo, this is Jose Mourinho. I understand you want to talk to me, Daniel.
• DL: Morning Jose. You know me, I’m straight as a dye, so I’ll come to the point right away. You need a right back and I have the best right back in the country, available for you right now.
• JM: What ees you talk about. I ‘ave two very good right backs already.
• DL: But Jose, I have for you the best right back in the country and one of the most outstanding defenders of his generation. Yes, that’s right, Jose, for a limited period I am offering you, for a very special price, none other than Kyle Walker ‘ACHEE!ters’ (sneezing sound obliterates the final word).
• JM: What ees that noise?
• DL: Sorry, I’ve got a cold. Was just sneezing. Anyway, as I was saying, Kyle Walker ‘ACHEE!ters’, the best right back on the planet. 35 mill for you. Bargain.
• JM: Thees Kyle Walker you say, you already sell him to Man City. You talk about Kyle Walker Peters and you make stupid sneezing noise to cover up last part of name.
• DL: Jose, my reputation speaks for itself. Ask anyone in the game and they’ll tell you all about me. Straight as a dye, me. Alex will vouch for me, for example. We did loads of deals together.
• JM: Meester Ferguson, when he talk about you he always call you ‘Blofeld’. 
• DL: Oh. Well, how about a nice suit then. Top drawer.
• JM: F**k off you preek. I learn all about your Mr Byrite suits from Meester Robson. He call your shop Mr Buyshite after you sell suits to England team for Euro 88, and they all come apart at seams….

 (PS Actually, we can vouch for the non validity of this alleged conversation, as we wrote it ourselves).

 Daily Mirror